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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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