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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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