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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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