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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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