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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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