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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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