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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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