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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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