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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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