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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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