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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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