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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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