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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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