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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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