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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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