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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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