Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.