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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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