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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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