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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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