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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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