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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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