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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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