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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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