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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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