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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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