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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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