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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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