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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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