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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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