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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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