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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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