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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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