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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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