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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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