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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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