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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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