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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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