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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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