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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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