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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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