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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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