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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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