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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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