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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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