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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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