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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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