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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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