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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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