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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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