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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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