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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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