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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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