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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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