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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Stella
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
a hyena 🐺
a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
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