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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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