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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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