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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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