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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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