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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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